You Might Be… #013
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
Your `huntin dawg’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck.
It’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think the three primary colors are John Deere [...]
Bama Joke #022
A guy leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a good Auburn joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Auburn grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs [...]
Bama Quote #008
“Alabama has won the Rose Bowl before, but, Alabama, you have never met the likes of Southern Cal before. It will be a different story for you.”– A West Coast writer on the eve of the 1946 Rose Bowl (from Talk of the Tide) BAMA defeated Southern Cal that day 34-14
You Might Be… #012
You might be an Auburn fan if…
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys [...]
Tide Tidbits – Jan. 27, 2008
2008 RecruitingThe recruiting services have updated their rankings. Bama slides a little on one them as a dark horse in the race jumps ahead of us. Click here for the details.
Bama Joke #020
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it’s a sophomore course.
Bama Quote #007
“I’ll never forget going to the Rose Bowl. I remember everything about it. We were on the train and Coach Thomas was talking to three coaches and Red Heard, the athletic director at LSU. Coach Thomas said, ‘Red, this is my best football player. This is the best player on my team.’ Well, shoot, I [...]
You Might Be… #011
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You have a rag for a gas cap.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show [...]
Bama Joke #020
Q: How many Auburn football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.
Bama Quote #006
“They play like it is a sin to give up a point.”–Coach Bryant talking about his defense before the 1962 Sugar Bowl (from Talk of the Tide)
Star Rankings Updated
The Star ratings for each of the players have been updated. Below is a summary of the changes:
Rivals:Terrance Cody….. 4 to 3Robert Lester….. 3 to 4Wesley Neighbors.. 3 to 2Brad Smelley…… 2 to 3
You Might Be… #010
You might be an Auburn fan if…
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
You have a bumper sticker that says, “MY MOTHER’S AN HONOR STUDENT AT LEE COUNTY JR. HIGH.”
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
Your family tree has no forks.
You use a weedeater in your living room.
