You Might Be… #007
You might be a Tennessee fan if… You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean Someone in your family died moments after saying, “Hey guys, watch this!” Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You think the last words of the “Star Spangled Banner” are, “Gentlemen, start your engines.” You [...]
Bama Joke #016
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at Auburn’s library? A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Bama Quote #002
In 1966 Notre Dame & Michigan State played to a 10-10 tie. Michigan State turned the ball over to Notre Dame on downs with a little more than 1 ½ minutes to go in the game. Ara Parseghian elected to run out the clock instead of trying to get into field goal range. His reasoning [...]
You Might Be… #006
You might be an Auburn fan if… You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. You’ve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up or down depending on how much gas [...]
Bama Joke #015
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Tennessee weddings? A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Bama Quote #001
Coach Bryant, after announcing his retirement, was asked if he was disappointed that an Alabama player had never won the Heisman Trophy while he was the coach. He said, “No!”, and added, “At Alabama our players do not win Heisman Trophies, our teams win national championships.”
You Might Be… #005
You might be a Tennessee fan if… Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Your house still has the ‘WIDE LOAD’ sign on the back. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. Your retirement plan involves a lottery ticket. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Tide Tidbits – 01/06/2008
Bama Recruiting Rankings Change AgainAs we approach signing day, we are likely to see more volatility in the rankings. Once again Bama was headed in different directions on the two main rankings. Click above to see where we now stand.
Bama Joke #014
An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitch-hiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The [...]
Bama Quote #267
“Football is not a matter of life and death. It’s much more serious than that.”– Bill Shankly
You Might Be… #004
You might be an Auburn fan if… You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. You think a stock tip is advice on worming’ your hogs. You think Possum is The ‘Other [...]
Tide Tidbits – 01/03/2007
For those who may not have seen this… Tide assistant expected to leave Ron Middleton, Alabama’s special teams coordinator and tight ends coach, is expected to be hired as an assistant at Duke by the end of the week, a source at Duke said today. Middleton will be joining the staff of David Cutcliffe, who [...]
