Bama Joke #032
Comments OffQ. What did the Auburn graduate say to the Alabama graduate? A. “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order, please?”
Bama Quote #018
Comments OffIt’s the greatest football team I’ve ever been associated with. It’s the greatest football team I ever saw.”–Coach Bryant on his 1966 team (from Talk of the Tide), Tide and their perfect record finished #3 that year behind two teams with ties on their records.
You Might Be… #022
Comments OffYou might be an Auburn fan if… All of your relatives’ cars have “Tag Stolen” signs in the rear window. You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it. You have orange road cones in your living room. Your grandmother, mother, and wife all have kids the same age. You keep a can [...]
Bama Joke #031
Comments OffQ: What’s the difference between a Tennessee fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Bama Quote #017
Comments Off“No, man, I majored in journalism. It was easier.”– Joe Namath responding to a reporter who asked him if he majored in basket weaving at Alabama (from Talk of the Tide)
You Might Be… #021
Comments OffYou might be a Tennessee fan if… You ever named a child after a dog. You have more belt-buckles than pants. You removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. Your child’s first words were “Attention K-Mart [...]
Bama Joke #030
Comments OffQ: Why don’t Auburn fans let their kids play in sand boxes? A: Because cats keep covering them up.
