Bama Joke #032
Q. What did the Auburn graduate say to the Alabama graduate?
A. “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order, please?”
Bama Quote #018
It’s the greatest football team I’ve ever been associated with. It’s the greatest football team I ever saw.”–Coach Bryant on his 1966 team (from Talk of the Tide), Tide and their perfect record finished #3 that year behind two teams with ties on their records.
You Might Be… #022
You might be an Auburn fan if…
All of your relatives’ cars have “Tag Stolen” signs in the rear window.
You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.
You have orange road cones in your living room.
Your grandmother, mother, and wife all have kids the same age.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen [...]
Bama Joke #031
Q: What’s the difference between a Tennessee fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Bama Quote #017
“No, man, I majored in journalism. It was easier.”– Joe Namath responding to a reporter who asked him if he majored in basket weaving at Alabama (from Talk of the Tide)
You Might Be… #021
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You ever named a child after a dog.
You have more belt-buckles than pants.
You removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
Your child’s first words were “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”
Bama Joke #030
Q: Why don’t Auburn fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
Bama Quote #016
It was a UT game, ‘94 in Knoxville I think. Eli asked Jerry Duncan what was going on down on the field a few minutes prior to kickoff. Jerry replied, “Well Eli, these Tenn. folks are really giving it to our boys down here, they hate us. But, I hate them too!” Nuff said.
You Might Be… #020
You might be an Auburn fan if…
Last year you hid your kids’ Easter eggs under cow pies.
Your dog can’t watch you eat without getting sick.
You think the winter olympic sport of curling is part of the “Big Hair” competition.
When you was little, your front yard got toilet papered and your momma thought it was [...]
Bama Joke #029
Q: Did you hear about the University of Tennessee fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn’t get his family out.
Bama Quote #015
“Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he is about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli”– Jerry Duncan, Alabama sideline reporter prior to a UT game
Tide Tidbits – Feb 18, 2008
Alabama recruit ready to prove he’s total package“He’s a pro-style quarterback with athletic ability,” said Jamie Newburg, senior recruiting analyst for Scout.com. “He can pretty much run any system. Alabama was looking for a guy who can run and throw, and they got it.”
