You Might Be… #019
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
Your high school basketball game got rained out.
You’ve got more than three cousins named ‘Bubba’.
You have a close relative named “Cletus”.
You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
Bama Joke #028
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Auburn, an Alabama grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
Bama Quote #014
“I didn’t care if we ever quit practicing. I loved it. The only other guy I ever knew who loved to practice as much was Jerry Duncan. He would beg to practice even when he was hurt. I’ve actually seen him cry because the trainer told him he couldn’t scrimmage.”– Coach Bryant on Jerry Duncan, [...]
You Might Be… #018
You might be an Auburn fan if…
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
Bama Joke #027
Q: What do you call a Tennessee player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #013
“I thought this must be what God looks like.”– George Blanda, a former Kentucky star upon his first meeting with coach Paul Bryant (from Talk of the Tide)
You Might Be… #017
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a [...]
Bama Joke #026
Q: What does the average Auburn University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #012
“If he’d kicked it straight, we would have blocked it.”
–Coach Bryant’s remarks about Tennessee’s missed field goal in the 1966 game in Knoxville, won by the Tide 11-10.
You Might Be… #016
You might be an Auburn fan if…
You think the stock market has fence around it.
You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You stare at an orange juice container because it says, “CONCENTRATE”.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You have the local taxidermist’s number [...]
Bama Joke #025
Q: Do you know why the Tennessee football team should change its name to the “Opossums”?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Bama Quote #011
“He can take his’n’ and beat you’rn’, and he can take you’rn’ and beat his’n’.– Famous Florida A&M Coach Jake Gaither’s evaluation of Paul Bryant as a head coach (from Talk of the Tide)
