Tide Tidbits – Mar. 31, 2008
How he reclaimed Mobile“The coaches came from Florida to Southern California, converging on Mobile-area high schools to attract a dazzling crop of football prospects. But only one school caught their eye, held their attention and won their signature. “
You Might Be… #033
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You can field dress a deer, but can’t change a diaper.
You check your shirt to spell your name.
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car… deliberately.
You get homesick watching cops.
Bama Joke #041
Two Bama players were jumping on a man-hole cover in downtown Birmingham yelling “thirteen, thirteen”. An Auburn fan came by and asked, “What are y’all playing?” “A new game”, they replied, “Wanna play?” “Sure”, he said, and the Auburn fan stood on the man-hole cover shouting, “thirteen, thirteen”. As he jumped, the Bama players grabbed [...]
Tide Tidbits – Mar. 29, 2008
Saban equipping Tide to live up to Bama’s storied past“My expectation and what I thought would be the case here was that it would be a difficult process, in terms of building the things we wanted to build, from a football standpoint, from an attitude standpoint, from a character standpoint, from a competitive-spirit standpoint,” Saban [...]
Bama Quote #028
When Coach Bryant was asked about the importance of beating Notre Dame he replied this way: “Sure I’d love to beat Notre Dame, don’t get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating THAT COW COLLEGE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE!”
Tide Tidbits – Mar. 28, 2008
‘There are no other horizons for me’“This is it for me,” Saban told Low. “I’m 56 years old. I’ve moved around, in my opinion, too much. I’ve made some mistakes. I learned about myself in each one of those jobs. Even going to Miami, I learned about myself and what it means to me to [...]
You Might Be… #032
You might be an Auburn fan if…
There is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
You’ve ever read the entire Sunday paper sitting in the bathroom.
You’ve ever watched the game warden through your scope.
You get your oil changed by your barber.
Your car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
Tide Tidbits – Mar. 27, 2008
‘Best practice in two or three years’“I felt like today was one of the best practices we’ve had in two or three years since I’ve been here,” center Antoine Caldwell said. “Guys getting after it, people stepping up and everybody taking responsibility and doing their job. It was a good day.”
Bama Joke #40
Q: Why do Vols like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #027
“He knocked me woozy. I have never been hit like that before, and hopefully I’ll never be hit [like that] again.”
You Might Be… #031
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
Your truck is insured by Smith & Wesson.
You sweep up the rice at the wedding and serve it at the reception.
Your daddy has ever said, “You kids run down to the dump and see what they left.”
A night on the town includes city jail.
Your flashlight holds more than four [...]
Bama Joke #040
Did you hear they had to cancel the cheerleading program at Auburn this year?
The cheerleaders kept grazing on the field!
