Bama Joke #039
Comments OffQ: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase? A: On the University of Tennessee campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.
Bama Quote #025
Comments Off“I can honestly say that I didn’t come to the University of Alabama because I thought it would be easy. No, I came because I knew it would be hard.”– Tommy Wilcox, former Bama defensive back (from Alabama Illustrated)
You Might Be… #029
Comments OffYou might be a Tennessee fan if… You know how to milk a goat. Your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window. Your dog goes “oink.” You write off a radiator as a business expense. For your anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-Mart snack bar.
Bama Joke #038
Comments OffA man walks into a store and says, “I would like an orange hat, blue pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “Are you a Auburn fan?” “Yes,” replies the man, “How did you guess–by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, “because this is a hardware store.”
Bama Quote #024
Comments Off“I grew up sneaking into Legion Field to see Alabama play. I vividly remember Joe Namath’s first varsity game. I remember Kenny Stabler running down the sideline in the rain and mud against Auburn. I remember Lee Roy Jordan chasing down a running back and intimidating without even hitting. I really appreciate the people who [...]
You Might Be… #028
Comments OffYou might be an Auburn fan if… You have eight cars and still have to bum a ride to work. The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery. The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. Your idea of a big [...]
Bama Joke #037
Comments OffKnoxville News Report: Football practice in Knoxville was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Phil Fulmer, immediately suspended practice while the [...]
