Bama Quote #049
At the Junction, all 5 of the centers came in and threatened to quit.– Coach Bryant told them “football ain’t for everyone and good luck.”
Tide Tidbits – May 30, 2008
Nick Saban Supports JPW“Let me just say this,” Saban said. “Every time a Tide fan puts their head on their pillow, they ought to hope and pray that John Parker has a good year. Because the best chance that we have to have a good team and have a good season rests on the fact [...]
You Might Be… #053
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You’ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
You can distinguish between the taste of ‘possum and groundhog, blindfolded.
Three weeks after the circus, you’re still talking about the elephant’s accident.
Your idea of cleaning house is throwing everything in the back yard.
You’ve ever used panty hose as a coffee filter. [...]
Tide Tdbits – May 29, 2008
Who will be the top impact freshmen?1. Julio Jones, WR, AlabamaMaybe the nation’s top recruit from last year, Jones has big-time talent and should be able to come in and play right away at a position where Alabama needs playmakers after losing its top three receivers from last year. He will be on the field [...]
Bama Joke #061
Q: Why do Tennessee football players go to movies in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under not admitted.
Tide Tidbits May 28, 2008
Nick Saban says hello from Destin…“You try to tell guys, ‘Look, you got a career here,’ ” Saban said. ” ‘You need to be careful about that career. Make good choices and decisions and judgments about what you do and what you don’t do. Obviously, jumping out of airplanes. riding motorcycles …’ “
Bama Quote #048
“We are going to miss you around here, by the way, how do you plan to stay in school without a scholarship?”– Coach Bryant to Marty Lyons when Lyons wanted to miss spring practice to play baseball.
You Might Be… #052
You might be an Auburn fan if…
The dishwasher and your wife are one and the same.
You’ve ever walked through a drive-thru window.
The cleaners inform you that they can’t get the sweat stains out.
The only scales in your bathroom are leftovers from the fish cleaning.
You burn out your clutch in a funeral procession.
Bama Joke #060
Q: What do you call 20 Auburn fans laying on the lawn?
A: Fertilizer.
Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #047
John Croyle was talking to a men’s breakfast at the 1st Baptist Church in Gadsden that my dad took me to hear. He told the story about how he learned to quit biting people when in a pile he looked up and saw this big hairy leg right in front of him and he just [...]
You Might Be… #051
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
Your car burns more oil than gas.
The oil stain on your driveway looks like the result of a tanker spill.
You wear tube socks with a dress.
You own a Waffle House credit card.
Most of your family have appeared on COPS.
Bama Joke #059
The Tennessee fan was complaining to his friend about his wife. He said, “My wife thinks I put the Volunteers ahead of our marriage. I disagree. We just celebrated our fourth season together.”
