You Might Be… #052
Comments OffYou might be an Auburn fan if… The dishwasher and your wife are one and the same. You’ve ever walked through a drive-thru window. The cleaners inform you that they can’t get the sweat stains out. The only scales in your bathroom are leftovers from the fish cleaning. You burn out your clutch in a [...]
Bama Joke #060
Comments OffQ: What do you call 20 Auburn fans laying on the lawn? A: Fertilizer. Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #047
Comments OffJohn Croyle was talking to a men’s breakfast at the 1st Baptist Church in Gadsden that my dad took me to hear. He told the story about how he learned to quit biting people when in a pile he looked up and saw this big hairy leg right in front of him and he just [...]
You Might Be… #051
Comments OffYou might be a Tennessee fan if… Your car burns more oil than gas. The oil stain on your driveway looks like the result of a tanker spill. You wear tube socks with a dress. You own a Waffle House credit card. Most of your family have appeared on COPS.
Bama Joke #059
Comments OffThe Tennessee fan was complaining to his friend about his wife. He said, “My wife thinks I put the Volunteers ahead of our marriage. I disagree. We just celebrated our fourth season together.”
Bama Quote #046
Comments OffGeorge Steinbrenner brought the Yankees up one year during their spring training to play an exhibition game against the Tide. One day Coach Bryant took Steinbrenner and Reggie Jackson on a tour of the campus. They came up on a group of students and the students started clapping. Reggie tipped his cap. Steinbrenner came over, [...]
You Might Be… #050
Comments OffYou might be an Auburn fan if… You made jewelry out of your gallstones. You applied for a job while wearing a stocking cap. You take a spit cup to church on Sunday. You always use tape to hem your pants. You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
