Tide Tidbits – June 30, 2008
Give Saban a breakSatan is the epitome of evil, right? Well, some have been calling a very successful college football head coach just that. Of course, we’re talking about Alabama’s Nick Saban.
Bama Quote #059
John Croyle spoke at a prayer breakfast in Anniston sponsored by the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. He started talking about his first days at Alabama and how he felt pretty cocky being a defensive player. Early in practice Coach Bryant came down from the tower and said that today we were going to separate the [...]
You Might Be… #063
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You have a subscription to Hound Dogs Today.
You practice fishing off your front porch.
Your belt buckle trips the airport metal detector even when you aren’t at the airport.
You wouldn’t dare go anywhere without jumper cables.
All your wall decorations have horns on them.
Bama Joke #071
Q: If three Tennessee football players are in a car, who is driving?
A: The police officer.
Bama Quote #058
“Tough times don’t last, but tough people do”– Coach Bryant
Roll Tide!
You Might Be… #062
You might be an Auburn fan if…
Your wife’s arms got so big from pushing your car.
You clean your hands daily with gasoline.
You have your wife check the depth of the water before you drive your truck through it.
None of the tires on your car are the same size.
Turning on your lights [...]
Bama Joke #070
Q: What do you call an Auburn fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Roll Tide!
Tide Tidbits – June 24, 2008
McElwain calls shots for Tide’s offenseQ: There’s spring ball, and there’s spring ball in Alabama. Tell us what that’s like.
Bama Quote #057
John Croyle came to speak at a Baptist church in Centreville, AL a few years ago. When he got up to speak, to break the ice, he asked how many Alabama fans were there, and then how many Auburn fans were there. He then asked the Auburn fans to line up single file to his [...]
Tide Tidbits – June 23, 2008
Saban on Clemson, scheduling and 7-on-7sIn fact, Saban and his assistants have spent some time on each of Alabama’s 2008 opponents. The Alabama staff actually began its work with another set of Tigers — Auburn.
You Might Be… #061
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
Your school colors are camouflage.
Your horse lives in a better place than you do.
Your chili’s secret ingredient comes from a bait shop.
Your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator.
Your retirement plans include getting your own place.
Bama Joke #069
Q: What do you call a 210 pound Tennessee cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.
Roll Tide!
