Bama Joke #082
Q. Did you hear about the Tennessee student that got killed getting a drink of water?
A. The commode lid fell on his/her head.
Tide Tidbits – July 30, 2008
New wave drives hope for Tide“These young players and how they respond to the challenges in the SEC is certainly going to go a long way to determine how much success this team can have and how much this team will actually improve,” Saban said.
Bama Quote #069
“Willie Wyatt is a walking nightmare for centers.”– Coach Bill Curry talking about his nose guard in 1989.
Tide Tidbits – July 29, 2008
Saban looks to lift Tide“I think, through the years, players have changed dramatically, and there’s a lot of different personalities at play now,” Saban said. “I think your ability to motivate, reach and affect these personalities — but not let their personalities be divisive to the team chemistry — is a key to being successful.”
You Might Be… #073
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
The primary color of your car is “bondo.”
Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school athletic event.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was snubbed for best picture.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You’ve hitched a [...]
Tide Tidbits – July 28, 2008
Next 25 years could be an interesting time in Southeastern ConferenceTwenty-five years ago, Bear Bryant died and the next SEC coaching legend, Steve Spurrier, was in the USFL; the SEC had 10 members; conferences couldn’t negotiate their own TV deals; the SEC football championship game was a decade away; and the SEC’s first black football [...]
Bama Joke #081
Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?
A: The Auburn Homecoming Parade.
Bama Quote #068
“Well, this is the second time this season that Florida has found itself trailing in a ballgame, they were down 7-0 against Kentucky. There are few truths in an uncertain world, but here’s one, this ain’t Kentucky”– CBS Broadcaster Verne Lundquist comment during the 2005 Alabama Florida game ‘Bama went on to win 31-3
You Might Be… #072
You might be an Auburn fan if…
Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help him take the wheels off.
You think potted meat on a cracker is an hors d’ouvre.
There’s a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your house.
You think a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
Less than half your cars run.
Tide Tidbits – July 25, 2008
Sudden Impact!Senior center Antoine Caldwell always thought his recruiting class was “pretty good,” maybe even the best he had witnessed as a player at Alabama. Not anymore. “Right now, this whole freshman class has got me real excited about what’s coming,” Caldwell said. “I’m telling you, whatever the ‘It’ is, they’ve got it. I’ve got [...]
Bama Joke #080
Q: How many Tennessee students does it take to make popcorn?
A: Eleven. One to hold the pan and ten to shake the stove.
Bama Quote #067
“I just want to thank God for blessing me with some athletic talent and letting me play for the University of Alabama.”– Derrick Thomas in accepting the Butkus Trophy in 1988.
