You Might Be… #084
You might be an Auburn fan if…
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a bottle.
You took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.
You drive across town to see a car wreck.
Your Mama saves aluminum foil.
Bama Joke #092
Q: What is the difference between a Tennessee cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
Will These Elephants Have a Long Memory?
It is always fearful for a coach when the media puts a microphone in front of a player and starts asking questions. Players are trained on how to answer questions and deal with the media, but you never know what might just slip out. This is one reason why Coach Saban does not let freshmen [...]
Bama Quote #079
“His ear had a real nasty cut and it was dangling from his head, bleeding badly. He grabbed his own ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and the managers bandaged him. Man was that guy a tough one. He wanted to tear off his own ear so he [...]
Tide Tidbits – August 28, 2008
Bama looks for identityAmidst the anticipation of potential freshman phenoms, an experienced senior quarterback, and what appears to be a wide open SEC West division, one goal has remained constant among the Alabama football team in regards to the first phase of this season.
You Might Be… #083
You might be a Tennessee fan if…
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places’
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going [...]
Tide Tidbits – August 27, 2008
Saban looking for answers to pass rush questions against ClemsonAlabama coach Nick Saban acknowledges the “big question” for his 2008 defense without taking a shot at a reply. “How do we replace the two guys who were probably our best pass rushers a year ago, Wallace (Gilberry) and Zeke (Knight)?” Saban said. “Who’s going to [...]
Bama Joke #091
Q: How many Auburn fans does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how you slice ‘em.
Roll Tide!
Bama Quote #078
“You never know what a football player is made of until he plays against Alabama.”– Former Tennessee Coach Bob Neyland.
Tide Tidbits – August 26, 2008
Offensive line play may determine Tide’s fateThe best defense, Alabama senior Antoine Caldwell noted, is a good offense. “We know how good this offensive line can be,” said one of the Crimson Tide’s three fifth-year seniors who will start for the third consecutive year at center after starting his redshirt freshman year at left guard. [...]
Tide Tidbits – August 25, 2008
Alabama Freshmen To Play Big RolesMany of Alabama’s highly regarded freshmen will be pressed into action immediately. Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban expects to play close to 10 freshmen in the opener against No. 9 Clemson.
You Might Be… #082
You might be an Auburn fan if…
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”.
You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible [...]
