Bama Joke #099
Comments OffA group of tourist looking at some dinosaur bones asked the museum guard how old they were. The guard, who happened to be an Auburn graduate, replied “3 million, 2 years and 7 months old.” “That’s a very exact number, how do you know so precisely?” the tourist asked. “Well, the bones were 3 million [...]
Tide Tidbits – September 19, 2008
Comments OffPetrino, Hogs await Saban, TideThe game is not just two short-term NFL coaches matching up. It’s the Razorbacks’ offensive guru vs. the Crimson Tide’s defensive mastermind. ‘Bama safety Rashad Johnson looks forward to facing Petrino’s offense for the first time. “It’s going to be fun, but we’ve got an NFL coach who’s coaching our defense [...]
Bama Quote #086
Comments Off“I wish Coach Bryant were here to see this defense play.”– Defensive Coordinator Bill Oliver about the ’92 defense.
You Might Be… #090
Comments OffYou might be an Auburn fan if… You have to check in the bottom your shoe for change so you can get grandma a new plug of tobacco You celebrate groundhog day because you believe in it!! Your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name. Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your [...]
Tide Tidbits – September 17, 2008
Comments OffLongtime Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer feeling the heat from unhappy fansFaithfulness and disappointment have gathered forces. The joint target is Phil Fulmer, the beleaguered football coach of the University of Tennessee. Faithfulness comprises the Tennessee fans who believe after 17 years, Fulmer can regain the pride he once carried into Knoxville as a national champion [...]
Bama Joke #098
Comments OffQ. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a “teethbrush.”
Tide Tidbits – September 16, 2008
Comments OffHogs Special teams get extra attentionOne special emphasis from last week’s Texas Week-become- Bye Week remains especially emphasized this week for Arkansas’ SEC opener against Alabama. Petrino said, “one of our biggest concerns is their punt returner and kick returner (Javier Arenas) He has taken it to the house already. One was on a safe [...]
